#wrinkle

One of the many problems with aging is that you begin to think of yourself as a slob because your birthday suit can never be cleaned or pressed no matter how spotted or wrinkled it gets ↗

— Bob Smith

#birthday-suit #wrinkles #age

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#because #bed #blanket #children #crooked

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ↗

— Bennett Cerf

#bald #classmates #grey #middle #middle age

Let the labyrinth of wrinkles be furrowed in my brow with the red-hot iron of my own life, let my hair whiten and my step become vacillating, on condition that I can save the intelligence of my soul - let my unformed childhood soul, as it ages, assume the rational and esthetic forms of an architecture, let me learn just everything that others cannot teach me, what only life would be capable of marking deeply in my skin! ↗

— Salvador Dalí

#age

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it. ↗

— Jeanne Calment

#i #only #sitting #wrinkle

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. ↗

— Doris Day

#get #hereditary #parents #their #them

I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet. ↗

— Ruby Wax

#around #few #good #i #i am

I like the idea of growing old gracefully and full of wrinkles... like Audrey Hepburn. ↗