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I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a night and it's your life, and you sleep all day and you wake up and you eat with a bunch of other comics and then get ready for the night. ↗


— Sarah Silverman


#bunch #comics #day #doing #eat

If the track is tough and the hill is rough, THINKING you can just ain't enough! ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#hill #just #rough #thinking #tough

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#doing #get #laugh #long #making

If you travel first class, you think first class and you are more likely to play first class. ↗


— Ray Floyd


#class #first #first class #likely #more

You often feel that your prayers scarcely reach the ceiling; but, oh, get into this humble spirit by considering how good the Lord is, and how evil you all are, and then prayer will mount on wings of faith to heaven. ↗


— Charles Simeon


#considering #evil #faith #feel #get

If you live for pleasure, your ability to enjoy it may pass away and your senses grow dim. ↗


— Matthew Simpson


#away #dim #enjoy #grow #live

Never go backward. Attempt, and do it with all your might. Determination is power. ↗


— Charles Simmons


#attempt #backward #determination #go #might

When you get into the granny era, you're lucky to get anything. ↗


— Maggie Smith


#era #get #granny #into #lucky

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious! ↗


— Beverly Sills


#ask #contagious #get #never #unless

The only problem is I can't get into PG-13 Land. I just get stuck in R rated movies, which they would love us to make PG-13 movies but I never get there. But I think that you've got to make them different. You've got to switch them up. ↗


— Joel Silver


#get #got #i #i think #into






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