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You may count on Mexico's support, since your commitment to the noblest causes of mankind and your vast experience are and will be invaluable in enabling us, together, to achieve a better world. ↗


— Vicente Fox


#better #better world #causes #commitment #count

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#book #depending #down #gas #goes

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#because #brings #cop #detective #home

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#goal #lifetime #may #own #redneck

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#diaper #getting #going #got #grandmother

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#redneck #sits #television #top #working

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain. ↗


— Jeff Foxworthy


#flyer #frequent #get #i #i think

But don't get caught out there looking goofy. It's weird. When you do something that stinks, it's going to last forever on the Internet. There's always someone in the audience with a camera phone and if you're not 100%, you're going to be watching yourself on YouTube. ↗


— Jamie Foxx


#audience #camera #caught #forever #get

Yeah, anytime anybody has a kid, you know how you feel when you have a kid, you look at the world differently because your kid's in the world now. When it's just you, whatever happens happens but now you pay more attention to political things. You pay more attention to things because your daughter or your son has to deal with these circumstances. ↗


— Jamie Foxx


#anytime #attention #because #circumstances #daughter

It's very eclectic, the way one chooses subjects in the movie business, especially in the commercial movie business. You need to develop material yourself or material is presented to you as an assignment to direct. ↗


— John Frankenheimer


#business #chooses #commercial #develop #direct






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