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Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi. ↗

— Larry Wall

#array #club #death #doing #like

I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid. ↗

— Larry Wall

#always #becoming #been #enough #fortunately

Programmers can be lazy. ↗

— Larry Wall

#programmers

We are so Post-Modern that we don't realize how Post-Modern we are anymore. ↗

— Larry Wall

#how #realize

I would love to sing with Ella Fitzgerald. ↗

— Crystal Waters

#ella fitzgerald #fitzgerald #i #love #sing

One of the things that makes Wittgenstein a real artist to me is that he realized that no conclusion could be more horrible than solipsism. ↗

— David Foster Wallace

#conclusion #could #horrible #makes #me

I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head. ↗

— George C. Wallace

#i #legs #many #more #myself

I'm in awe of people out there who deal with Alzheimer's, because they have to deal with death 10 times over, year after year. ↗

— Marcia Wallace

#alzheimer #awe #because #deal #death

You know, you become crazy. I had done a story for '60 Minutes' on depression previously, but I had no idea that I was now experiencing it. Finally, I collapsed and just went to bed. ↗

— Mike Wallace

#become #bed #collapsed #crazy #depression

I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You can't really say anything negative about that, can you? There's nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my father's face that day was amazing. ↗

— David Walliams

#amazing #anything #better #britain #channel