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This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.


Holly Black


#movie-reference #zombies #movies

Not all the magic of earth is benevolent.


Alden Bell


#hopeful #reality #science-fiction #zombies #science

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #joke #mummies #sarcasm #vampire

Hey, Ms. P," Tad called, "what's going on?" She let out a slow breath before she answered. "You won't believe this... Brian Murrey tried to eat Scott Morgan." Nick's eyes widened at the unexpected explanation. Had he heard that right?


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#nick #odd #strange #weird #zombies

How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin?


Isaac Marion


#life #philosophy #zombies #death

Because the idea of zombies seems to make sense, and seems to, in a certain sense, be possible, I think one can use that to argue against the thesis that everything is purely physical. Now many people, I think, agree that the idea of zombies are conceivable, including people who want to be physicalists.


David Chalmers


#agree #argue #because #certain #conceivable

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.


Etienne Guerin DeForest


#funny-quotes #humor #zombie #zombie-apocalypse #zombies

Zombies are the middle children of the otherworldly family. Vampires are the oldest brother who gets to have a room in the attic, all tripped out with a disco ball and shag carpet. Werewolves are the youngest, the babies, always getting pinched and told they're cute. With all that attention stolen away from the middle child Zombie, no wonder she shuffles off grumbling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.


Kevin James Breaux


#interview #zombies #family

My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.


Isaac Marion


#zombies #funny

The main jokes in this film are about big things, love and life and zombies - we all get that.


Simon Pegg


#big #big things #film #get #jokes






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