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I (male) hacked the email account of a friend of mine (female) and played some jokes there (I hid some of her emails, deleted some others and stuff like that) and I saw that she wrote behind my name 'hot'.
I am going to call her tomorrow. :)
My wife put one of those safe driver chips in my car. I started hearing you go too fast in one stretch. Then ride the breaks. I was speeding up for hills. Then riding the breaks down the steep hills.
Oh you slam on breaks. I drive into rural mountains with lots of deer.
So I now take the chip off when I must go up & down those roads. Then put it in for the other roads. On those roads I go 40-45 in a 65-70 if I’m alone in the old car. Don’t want a rear end with kids in car.
So now she’s like you don’t drive as much anymore. But you don’t speed or ride the breaks anymore. They say your going too slow sometimes. I do speeed up if I see cops.
Well now I’m unplug my battery. Then hook it back up. That triggers my good alarm system. I’m not sure; but it may damage that little chip. Because this is the second time they’ve asked us to mail it to them.
My wife says she’s just taking the chip off my car. She’ll leave it on hers. Yes. That was my plan.
Hey, I never stop. I will annoy you to no end.
I’ve been with my boyfriend for nearly a year now, he’s cheated on me multiple times and I’m still with him I know what you’ll be thinking (stupid bitch) but the jokes on him because I slept with his hot best friend and he doesn’t know!!
keep it in mind that many of these youtubers make videos 20 years ago and put them on private and upload the video as if its new today or whatever when it was made a long time ago and just cuz they have an american or english accent doesn't mean they are not from africa or australia or somewhere else because people will like others from other nations and if they put their real names and locations and ages you might get a real shock and people wouldn't like them if they really knew were they lived and who they are. and they dont age as well as healthy people do who live quieter better private lives. cuz they show off their wealth and people will only pay them back for it and while the rest of us have been living without our means in a good wholesome modest way they have not.
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