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So I bought two hamsters, did a bunch of research before hand and had been doing research years before actually getting them. I made a hamster cage out of a big plastic toat, you may call it a bucket or bin. I made two long holes in the bin and put metal mesh for air holes. My boyfriend had two cats and a dog. The dog wanted to eat them and the cats kept pushing the metal screen in. I always fixed it. But then I had to get another bin for the hamsters cause they started fighting. The mesh got pushed in while I was at work and bf asleep. One hamster fell out and when I got home I saw my hamster, wet laying on the ground with no tail, dead and dog looking guilty. The other hamster got the mesh screen pushed open to and I never saw him again. R.I.P Jack & Jim
I'm sorry, I could of done of better and I should of prepared better. I'll never make that mistake again and will never buy another hamster.


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You ever think you were right but you weren’t ? Well that happened to me. Im glad i never wrote down or typed the real answers i had in my head. Oh i wrote & typed some false stuff. Never give away the truth. Theres always a thief that will find a way to steal that.

But turns out i was wrong; so thats actually awesome. I got rid of my false stuff. Left some more intentional gibberish. Now its time to move on from that foolishness. Glad i never pursued that. Id look like an idiot.

Now for something funny. My roommates pets will not leave me alone. I woke up with one of them sleeping on me. I go to the bathroom. Get out of the shower. There one is. Follow me around. Drive me nuts. I dont have the heart to be mean, but i dont have any pets, because i dont want any. Shouldn’t they go bother the people who feed them? Cats. Dogs. This is why i never had indoor pets.


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We have two dogs and one cat. One of the dogs is awesome (I love him) the cat is meh (I’m not really a cat person) and the other dog however is a giant pain in the ass.

She pisses and shits in my office and pisses and shits in my outdoor kitchen. She adds no value, she sleeps all fucking day (like a cat), she hates going outside, she gets frequent ear infections that smell like sour ass and requires vet visits all the damn time.

My wife loves the dog. She’s had her since before we met. I love my wife more than anything but that dog is a nightmare.

If the dog could have an “accident” without it devastating my wife, that would be one dead ass dog TODAY.


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