#inspiratio

You can spend a lot of time trying to figure out how men think, and you'll always be wrong. That's because they're so much simpler than we are. They don't think half the time. They just want what they want and then go for it. ↗

— Kim Gatlin

#humor

Sometimes you have to give something up to get something better. ↗

— Miranda Kenneally

#inspirational

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#humor-inspirational #inspirational #humor

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? ↗

— Meg Cabot

#inspirational #romance #humor

That's all you've got for me?" I drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "You know. I might be able to get more clues from Google. ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor #inspirational #humor

When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many of the world’s great men had been homosexual. Alas, I’ve been sentenced to a life mundane heterosexuality. I can only hope that a few of you will be more fortunate. ↗

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#inspirational #humor

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh. ↗

— Tom Bodett

#humor

love yourself,.,.,.,for the sake of your better future ↗

— John Grisham

#inspirational

No one ever excused his way to success. ↗

— Dave Del Dotto

#humor-inspirational #inspirational #humor

It is what it is. You are what you it. There are no mistakes." --Villa Incognito ↗