#inspiratio

You can have the all the advanced technology in the world but nothing beats the imagination. ↗

— ricky star

#imagination

I suppose we'll never know what really happened in that room, though he did tell police, "I did it because I'm a dirty dog." This is not a very convincing alibi. He may as well have said, "I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one. ↗

— Chuck Klosterman

#inspirational

Fingerprints are like values--you leave them all over everything you do ↗

— Elvis Presley

#inspirational #humor

...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole ↗

— Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

#inspirational #humor

A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous. ↗

— Irene Hannon

#inspirational

This much I knew As soon as you feel comfortable that's when It's time to start over. ↗

— Jerry Weintraub

#inspirational

Wake me up when everything is organized. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

And I understand my sisters when they say every woman has a story that's been told a maxim of one soul, maybe less And that is why you'll never hear me call a woman slut, bitch or a dyke, No matter what she does, because I do not blame her I blame the men who have emotionally and physically raped her, I blame these corporations whose images tell them they hate her, And I put my arms on her shoulder and tell her how great to life and to God that SHE created her ↗

— Mark Gonzales

#inspirational-love #women-s-strength #inspirational

You can avoid reality, but you can't avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. ↗

— Ayn Rand

#humor

We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know. ↗

— W.H. Auden

#inspirational #humor