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Chuck Klosterman

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Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

— Chuck Klosterman

#love #profound #art

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

— Chuck Klosterman

#always #any #anybody #because #everything

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

— Chuck Klosterman


I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack.

— Chuck Klosterman

#love #relationships #humor

Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

— Chuck Klosterman

#opinions #wrong #observation

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

— Chuck Klosterman

#music #power-of-music #love

Do you know people who insist they like 'all kinds of music'? That actually means they like no kinds of music.

— Chuck Klosterman

#music #humor

If I knew I was going to die at a specific moment in the future, it would be nice to be able to control what song I was listening to; this is why I always bring my iPod on airplanes.

— Chuck Klosterman

#music #music

In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.

— Chuck Klosterman


If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

— Chuck Klosterman

#lightning #humor

About Chuck Klosterman

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He also appeared in the first three episodes of the Adult Swim Web Feature "Carl's Lock of the Century of the Week" discussing the year's football games as an animated version of himself and trying (unsuccesfully) to plug his book as Carl cuts him off each time. Books
Klosterman is the author of seven books and a set of cards:

Fargo Rock City: A Heavy Metal Odyssey in Rural Nörth Daköta (2001) a humorous memoir/history on the phenomenon of glam metal
Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005) a road narrative focused on the relationship between rock music mortality and romantic love
HYPERtheticals: 50 Questions for Insane Conversations (2010) a set of 50 cards featuring hypothetical questions

Essay collections
Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto (2003) a best-selling collection of pop culture essays
Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006) a collection of articles previously publiChuck Klostermand columns and a semi-autobiographical novella
Eating the Dinosaur (2009) a collection of previously unpubliChuck Klostermand essays
I Wear the Black Hat: Essays on Villains (Real and Imagined) (2013)

Downtown Owl: A Novel (2008) a novel describing life in the fictional town of Owl North Dakota
The Visible Man (2011) a novel about a man who utilizes invisibilty to observe others. Life and career
Klosterman was born in Breckenridge Minnesota the youngest of seven children of Florence and William Klosterman.

Charles John "Chuck" Klosterman (born June 5 1972) is an American author and essayist who has written for The New York Times Magazine The Believer and The Washington Post and has written books focusing on American popular culture.

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