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    Chuck Klosterman

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    When exactly did every housewife in America become a whore? ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #whores #women #humor

    The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #humor

    Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #sports #humor

    Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #humor #laughter #humor

    We are always dying, all the time. That's what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #living #death

    Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #humor #lies #lying #sarcasm #truth

    We assume that all statements must be mild inversions of the truth, because it's too weird to imagine people who aren't casually lying, pretty much all the time. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #lying #imagination

    It might sound chauvinistic, but there is a sad reality in rock music: Bands who depend on support from females inevitably crash and burn. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #music

    My mind and gut are never simpatico: Every time I think somebody likes me, she doesn't; every time I think somebody doesn't like me, she does. This has never changed and I'm certain it never will. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #change

    As of right now, I am in love with her, and that love is the biggest problem in my life. ↗


    — Chuck Klosterman

    #life






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    He also appeared in the first three episodes of the Adult Swim Web Feature "Carl's Lock of the Century of the Week" discussing the year's football games as an animated version of himself and trying (unsuccesfully) to plug his book as Carl cuts him off each time. Books
    Klosterman is the author of seven books and a set of cards:


    Non-fiction
    Fargo Rock City: A Heavy Metal Odyssey in Rural Nörth Daköta (2001) a humorous memoir/history on the phenomenon of glam metal
    Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story (2005) a road narrative focused on the relationship between rock music mortality and romantic love
    HYPERtheticals: 50 Questions for Insane Conversations (2010) a set of 50 cards featuring hypothetical questions


    Essay collections
    Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs: A Low Culture Manifesto (2003) a best-selling collection of pop culture essays
    Chuck Klosterman IV: A Decade of Curious People and Dangerous Ideas (2006) a collection of articles previously publiChuck Klostermand columns and a semi-autobiographical novella
    Eating the Dinosaur (2009) a collection of previously unpubliChuck Klostermand essays
    I Wear the Black Hat: Essays on Villains (Real and Imagined) (2013)


    Novels
    Downtown Owl: A Novel (2008) a novel describing life in the fictional town of Owl North Dakota
    The Visible Man (2011) a novel about a man who utilizes invisibilty to observe others. Life and career
    Klosterman was born in Breckenridge Minnesota the youngest of seven children of Florence and William Klosterman.

    Charles John "Chuck" Klosterman (born June 5 1972) is an American author and essayist who has written for The New York Times Magazine The Believer and The Washington Post and has written books focusing on American popular culture.

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