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No public man can be just a little crooked. ↗

— Herbert Hoover

#just #little #man #public #public man

Once upon a time my political opponents honored me as possessing the fabulous intellectual and economic power by which I created a worldwide depression all by myself. ↗

— Herbert Hoover

#depression #economic #economic power #fabulous #honored

I majored in geology in college but have majored in Herbert Hoover ever since. ↗

— Lou Henry Hoover

#ever #geology #herbert #herbert hoover #hoover

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ↗

— Bob Hope

#cake #candles #cost #getting #getting old

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. ↗

— Bob Hope

#go #i #i love #love #money

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ↗

— Bob Hope

#any #charity #got #haven #heart

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. ↗

— Bob Hope

#cagney #guy #james #lets #live

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. ↗

— Bob Hope

#chicken #israel #only #soup #the only thing

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ↗

— Bob Hope

#ever #good #heard #heart #humor

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. ↗

— Bob Hope

#i #liberty #make-up #people #restoring