#the only thing

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world. ↗

— Ronnie Barker

#career #get #job #make #only

The only thing I know is that we came from the stars, and that we have the same material as the stars. That's all that I know. Everything else I don't know. ↗

— Sonia Braga

#else #everything #i #know #material

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. ↗

— Thomas R. Dewar

#hurts #income #income tax #more #only

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. ↗

— Peter Drucker

#be different #different #future #know #only

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. ↗

— Bob Dylan

#about #common #die #going #only

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. ↗

— Florence King

#about #been #best #cigarette #even

The only thing growing faster than the federal government's deficit is Chris Matthews' man-crush on Barack Obama. ↗

— Tim Pawlenty

#barack obama #chris #chris matthews #deficit #faster

Family comes first. You're the only thing they have. ↗

— Heidi Klum

#family #first #only #the only thing #thing

If you ask my wife, the biggest fault is my inability around the house. She says the only thing handy about me is that I'm close by. And, I have a terrible memory. I'm bad at saying no. I often double-book. There are a lot of things. ↗

— Hugh Jackman

#around #ask #bad #biggest #close

The only thing about 3-D is the dullness of the image. ↗

— Peter Jackson

#dullness #image #only #the only thing #thing