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They had discovered one could grow as hungry for light as for food.


Stephen King


#chambers #dark-tower #deschain #gunslinger #hunger

One only wishes Wayne LaPierre and his NRA board of directors could be drafted to some of these scenes, where they would be required to put on booties and rubber gloves and help clean up the blood, the brains, and the chunks of intestine still containing the poor wads of half-digested food that were some innocent bystander's last meal.


Stephen King


#food

Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!



Jarod Kintz


#civilization #civilized #culture #funny #gun

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well.


Lewis B. Smedes


#begun #feel #hurt #know #power

You will rarely make wise decisions if you surround yourself with fools


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#being-wise #decision-making #fools #friendship #rasheed-ogunlaru-quotes

I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a whisper in the future. And all those who are caught whispering will be shot.


Jarod Kintz


#future #guns #war #funny

Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.” “And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added. “Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.


Kevin Hearne


#gunnar #humor #leif #humor

People will ask you the question 'how is life treating you?' But my question is 'how are you treating life?' On that your happiness rests


Rasheed Ogunlaru


#flow #happiness #happyness #inner-peace #questioning

Over-reliance on strictly economic justifications has already begun to hurt the quality and range of education at every level of American life.


Charles Vest


#american #american life #begun #economic #education

I believe there is a considerable range in the bang of most guns.


Gail Carriger


#humor #humor






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