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Dave Chappelle

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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.


— Dave Chappelle


#know #like #must #old #old people

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.


— Dave Chappelle


#embrace #failures #figure #gonna #great

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.


— Dave Chappelle


#every #group #guy #guys #i

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.


— Dave Chappelle


#because #doing #going #i #know

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.


— Dave Chappelle


#i #my own #own #sometimes #thoughts

I love Ohio.


— Dave Chappelle


#i love #love #ohio

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.


— Dave Chappelle


#business #children #entertain #entertain people #i

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.


— Dave Chappelle


#crazy #somebody #thing #worst #worst thing

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.


— Dave Chappelle


#got #i #important #life #my life

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.


— Dave Chappelle


#associate #beautiful #beautiful thing #because #believe






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Did you know about Dave Chappelle?

The show still plays in syndication on several television networks despite the relatively small number of episodes compared to most American syndicated television programs. Chappelle moved to New York City to pursue a career as a comedian. An uncensored DVD release of the episodes was made available on July 25.

In 2003 he became widely known for his popular sketch comedy television series Chappelle's Show which ran until his abrupt retirement from the show in 2005. Chappelle is ranked forty-third in Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time. David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelle (/ʃəˈpɛl/; born August 24 1973) is an American comedian screenwriter television/film producer actor and artist.

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