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I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#honest #i #luck #no respect #politician

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#blind #blind man #day #face #fell

But I don't know if people are meant to be together. You have to have a lot in common, choose well and be really fortunate. It's not like you're sprinkled with fairy dust. You have to believe that love will be there when you need it. ↗

— Claire Danes

#choose #common #dust #fairy #fortunate

I became very successful at a young age... I had lots of opportunities and lots of power and had no idea how to focus it. ↗

— Claire Danes

#became #focus #had #how #i

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#fact #food #had #i #in fact

I'm only realizing now that I was a child actress because I always took myself so seriously. ↗

— Claire Danes

#always #because #child #i #i always

When I was 18 I went to college for two years and didn't work for a year which was essential for me, because my identity had been so influenced by my being an actor and I think I just needed to discover what it was to be myself, divorced from all that responsibility. ↗

— Claire Danes

#because #been #being #college #discover

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#came #cement #felt #hand #i

It's a democracy and if I am outvoted, I have to accept the majority decisions. ↗

— Moshe Dayan

#am #decisions #democracy #i #i am

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#being #controlled #girl #i #last