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I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of bed, puts on her deep-sea divers’ boots, and stomps across my ceiling to megaphone the kids awake. The kids drop bags of cannonballs onto the floor, then, apparently dragging several sledgehammers each, stampede into the kitchen. They grab their chunks of baguette and go and sit in front of the TV, which is always showing a cartoon about people who do nothing but scream at each other and explode. Every minute, one of the kids cartwheels (while bouncing cannonballs) back into the kitchen for seconds, then returns (bringing with it a family of excitable kangaroos) to the TV. Meanwhile the toilet is flushed, on average, fifty times per drop of urine expelled. Finally, there is a ten-minute period of intensive yelling, and at 8:15 on the dot they all howl and crash their way out of the apartment to school.” (p.137) ↗


— Stephen Clarke


#bed #cannonball #cartoon #cartwheel #ceiling

She remembered the story from her childhood, about Adam and Eve in the garden, and the talking snake. Even as a little girl she had said - to the consternation of her family - What kind of idiot was Eve, to believe a snake? But now she understood, for she had heard the voice of the snake and had watched as a wise and powerful man had fallen under its spell. Eat the fruit and you can have the desires of your heart. It's not evil, it's noble and good. You'll be praised for it. And it's delicious. ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#forbidden-fruit #garden-of-eden #sin #family

You're making it sound like it's more dangerous to have a slightly weird family, than a totally weird family. ↗


— Carol Plum-Ucci


#torey-adams #family

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays. ↗


— Beth Bloom


#funny #humor #pig-latin #silly #vampire

A critical element in nearly all effective social movements is leadership. For it is through smart, persistent, and authoritative leaders that a movement generates the appropriate concepts and language that captures the frustration, anger, or fear of the group's members and places responsibility where it is warranted. ↗


— David E. Wilkins


#hank-adams #leadership #social-movements #anger

The source of our suffering has been our timidity. We have been afraid to think....Let us dare to read, think, speak, write. ↗


— David McCullough


#government #john-adams #liberty #mccullough #politics-freedom-liberty

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship. ↗


— Sydney Smith


#disliked #eternal #friendship #gravy #i

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy ↗


— Kyle Adams


#dirty #funny #kyle #play #funny

Zombies, deadheads, corpsicles. What's the difference? They don't care. They don't have feelings to hurt. ↗


— Daniel Waters


#funny-yet-mean #generation-dead #funny

He’d use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn’t just a brainless bimfoon, that’s when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess. ↗


— Kyle Adams


#drag #drag-queen #funny #kyle-adams #skanktart






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