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Doesn’t he look just like a ring wraith?” she said thoughtfully. “Are you kidding?” replied Cathy, “I most certainly won't be carol singing at your door this Christmas if you've got one of those ugly things hanging on it!” “No, from Lord of the Rings,” said Sue impatiently. “I'm sorry,” snorted Cathy, “I don't watch pornographic material." “Have you never read a book?!” Sue snapped. “It's about a small man who travels through dangerous lands to drop a ring into a volcano, it's a classic.” “Does sound like a small man,” she replied, “can't even face his marriage problems full on.


Paul Baxter


#gravity #humour #politics #science-fiction #space

Adonis is now treating her like a Princess. I think he might even propose marriage, since his wife has just divorced him!" Phyllis explained, & added conversationally,"Do you know why his wife divorced Adonis? For "impotence"! Or what they prefer to call "incompatibility"! Adonis had been giving all his sperm to Vicky at the massage parlour, & had nothing left for his wife. Whenever he had some, he would look for Vicky- so his wife found him incompatible! Don`t you find it funny? He! He! He!" she laughed.[MMT]


Nicholas Chong


#marriage

If you're going to get married, do it in the morning. That way, if it dosent work out ; you haven't wasted the whole day.


Warren Beatty


#marriage

Philosophers have a long tradition of marrying stupid women, from Socrates on. They think it clever.


Simon Gray


#marriage

Let us rejoice and be glad and give the glory to Him, for the marriage of the Lamb has come and His bride has made herself ready. ~Revelation 19:7


Anonymous


#bible-verse #nasb #marriage

I say fuck marriage, but we can do it for these westerners and explain it to the gods later.


Darnell Lamont Walker


#marriage #marriage

What did she love Shelley for? His reckless spontaneity -- like this. His helpless generous nature -- like this. His treatment of her as a reasonable human being and not a trembling little rose -- and so on. If she loved him for these things, could she hate him for them? Could she?


Jude Morgan


#love

As an artist in the 1960s, Norman Sunshine was able to maintain a moderately out lifestyle. But when the first exhibition of his paintings in New York brought on a profile in The New York Times in 1968, he was photographed in the apartment that he admitted sharing with Shayne. At both his advertising agency and Shayne’s television production company, the article was met with absolute silence.


Norman Sunshine


#double-life #gay-marriage #love-story #norman-sunshine #love

I like you more than any other woman I've ever met. I've never even thought about spending my life with one woman until now. I want to live with you, take care of you, grow old with you. I want to sleep with you in my arms every night for the rest of my life. I want to see your belly swell with my child - a son or daughter with mop of curly hair. I want you for my wife.


Dorothy Garlock


#marriage-proposal #love

God created us with sexual passion so that there would be language to describe what it means to cleave to him in love and what it means to turn away from him to others.


John Piper


#sex-and-the-supremacy-of-christ #love






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