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Lahore, the second largest city of Pakistan, ancient capital of the Punjab, home to nearly as many people as New York, layered like a sedimentary plain with the accreted history of invaders from the Aryans to the Mongols to the British.


Mohsin Hamid


#home

She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed. "These are cool," Dan decided. "Maybe I could-" "No, Dan," Amy said. "You can't collect human bones." "Awww.


Rick Riordan


#bones #collect #dan-cahill #humor #humor

I really don't get nervous when I perform -it's more of an exciting feeling than anything else. But put me in a classroom with kids my age and have me take a test and yeah, I'll be nervous!


Alexa Vega


#anything #classroom #else #exciting #feeling

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently


Sarah MacLean


#humor #sarah-maclean #the-season #wit #humor

And I can see Russia from my house.


Tina Fey


#sarah-palin #humor

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.


Rick Riordan


#humor #i-can-t #jkahsalolololololol #funny

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.


Gordon Korman


#joke #jonah-wizard #mistake #translation #humor

For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.


Max Beerbohm


#misattributed-abraham-lincoln #humor

That's great. Except for the fact that it's completely unimportant.


Rick Riordan


#humor #humor

Kahlan ambled toward the door. "Well, my breasts aren't as large as yours Berdine." She slowed as she passed Raina. "I think Raina's hands would fit mine better.


Terry Goodkind


#humor #kahlan #raina #humor






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