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We're going to investigate," Fireheart meowed. "We can't decide how to get rid of these dogs until we know exactly what we have to face. We're not going to attack them, not yet-have you got that, Cloudtail?" Cloudtail's blue eyes burned into his, and he did not reply. "I won't take you, Cloudtail, unless you promise to do as you're told without question." "Oh, all right." The tip of Cloudtail's tail flicked irritably. "I want every last dog turned into crowfood, but I'll do it you're way, Fireheart." "Good." Fireheart's gaze swept over the rest of the patrol. "Any questions?" "What if we come across Tigerstar?" asked Sandstorm. "A cat from another Clan on our territory?" Fireheart bared his teeth. "Yes, you can attack him. Cloudtil let out a growl of satisfaction.


Erin Hunter


#dogs #humor #warriors #humor

You need to work very hard, you have to spend a lot of time practicing your sport - six to seven hours daily.


Sergei Bubka


#hard #hours #lot #need #practicing

Aim high. You may still miss the target, but at least you won't shoot your foot off.


Lois McMaster Bujold


#humor #humor

Most kids don't believe in fairy tales very long. Once they hit six or seven they put away "Cinderella" and her shoe fetish, "The Three Little Pigs" with their violation of building codes, "Miss Muffet" and her well-shaped tuffet—all forgotten or discounted. And maybe that's the way it has to be. To survive in the world, you have to give up the fantasies, the make-believe. The only trouble is that it's not all make-believe. Some parts of the fairy tales are all too real, all too true. There might not be a Red Riding Hood, but there is a Big Bad Wolf. No Snow White, but definitely an Evil Queen. No obnoxiously cute blond tots, but a child-eating witch… yeah. Oh yeah.


Rob Thurman


#humor #humor

Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.


Adam Gopnik


#humor #mind #puns #self-awareness #speaking

What do they say about meeting a bear in the woods? Oh right, you shouldn't. And to make sure you don't, you should make a lot of noise so that they'll will know where you are and keep their distance because, supposedly, they're as nervous of us as we are of them. Which is all goo, except this bear doesn't seem the least bit nervous. He's giving me a look like I'm Goldilocks, ate his porridge, broke his chair, slept in his bed, and now it's payback time."- Widdershins


Charles de Lint


#fairytales #humorous #humor

It's not fair that there aren't very many juicy or varied roles for women.


Rosanna Arquette


#juicy #many #not fair #roles #varied

I'm soooooo greedy. Is that wrong?


Miyoshi Tomori


#humor #manga #maria-kawai #humor

It's not fair the emphasis put on beauty, or on sexuality.


Rosanna Arquette


#emphasis #fair #not fair #put #sexuality

It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn't afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig.


Bill Bryson


#hair #history #humor #wig #humor






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