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The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.


Lisa Mantchev


#eyes-like-stars #fairies #humor #humor

Will’s eyes met Tessa’s as she came closer, almost tripping again over the torn hem of her gown. For a moment, they were in perfect understanding. Jem was what they could still look each other straight in the eye about. On the topic of Jem, they were both fierce and unyielding. Tessa saw Will’s hand tighten on Jem’s sleeve. “She’s here,” he said. Jem’s eyes opened slowly. Tessa fought to keep the look of shock from her face. His pupils were blown out, his irises a thin ring of silver around the black. “Ni shou shang le ma, quin ai de?” he whispered.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #will-herondale

Goodness," Tessa said to the back of his neck. "If you keep seeing Six-Fingered Nigel like this, he'll expect you to declare your intentions.


Cassandra Clare


#jem-carstairs #tessa-gray #will-herondale #will-herondale

You cannot reduce the situation to worm jokes, Will. This is Gabriel and Gideon’s father we’re discussing.” “We’re not just discussing him; we’re chasing him through an ornamental sculpture garden because he’s turned into a worm.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #will-herondale

Jem spoke with enormous care; talking to Will about anything personal was like trying not to startle away a wild animal.


Cassandra Clare


#on-the-bridge #will-herondale #will-herondale

If you cannot judge a book by its cover, surely we should not judge an author by one book alone?


E.A. Bucchianeri


#authors #book #book-cover #books #criticism

There's a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don't look the way they used to, and it's not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It's because of hair dye. In the 1950's only 7 percent of American women dyed their hair; today there are parts of Manhattan and Los Angeles where there are no gray-haired women at all.


Nora Ephron


#humor #women #humor

It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.


Bauvard


#exercise #funny #humor #outdoors #wind

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.


Elizabeth Eulberg


#ball #formal #funny #hair #high-school

Simon?” “Yeah?” “Can you tell me a story?” He blinked. “What kind of story?” “Something where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. A nd stay dead.” “So, like a fairy tale?” he said. He racked his brain. He knew only the Disney versions of fairy tales, and the first knew only the Disney versions of fairy tales, and the first image that came to mind was A riel in her seashell bra. He’d had a crush on her when he was eight. Not that this seemed like the time to mention it. “No.” The word was an exhaled breath. “We study fairy tales in school. A lot of that magic is real—but, anyway. No, I want something I haven’t heard yet.” “Okay. I’ve got a good one.” Simon stroked Isabelle’s hair, feeling her lashes flutter against his neck as she closed her eyes. “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #fairy-tales






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