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Unlike curing cancer or heart disease, we already know how to beat hunger: food.


Mario Batali


#beat #cancer #curing #disease #food

When I was in college, I used to write little ditties and short stories and poetry for my friends. Writing a book is another thing. It is so much different from my traditional day of dirty fingernails and greasy hair and hot pans.


Mario Batali


#book #college #day #different #dirty

Working at the Food Bank with my kids is an eye-opener. The face of hunger isn't the bum on the street drinking Sterno; it's the working poor. They don't look any different, they don't behave any differently, they're not really any less educated. They are incredibly less privileged, and that's it.


Mario Batali


#bank #behave #bum #different #differently

You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the moments that define the cook's year. I get more excited by that than anything else.


Mario Batali


#anything #asparagus #cook #define #else

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.


Jason Bateman


#called #christian #comes #complete #devout

A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.


Jason Bateman


#any #because #comedy #factor #ground

And I've always loved commercials. I like working out how to organically weave a brand's message into the writing process. It's like an improv show, where comics ask the audience to throw out a word and a skit is built around it.


Jason Bateman


#around #ask #audience #brand #built

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.


Jason Bateman


#definition #find #gay #great #guy

Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half.


Jason Bateman


#guys #half #i #like #love

I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She's a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs.


Jason Bateman


#around #became #before #give #good






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