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A man with nothing to sell is the most unprincipled of self-promoters. The only thing of value he has to offer a woman is his clothes.


Bauvard


#humor #nudity #principles #salesmen #self-promotion

There are wonders to behold in our world that few will ever experience…Wonders capable of providing an artist inspiration for a lifetime; Wonders to make the world into a place of beauty, and wonders that show us the connections we all share. We each enter our lives like a drop of water into a still ocean, spreading out with each experience in waves, touching the lives of each and every person we meet; and they, in turn, share their lives and experiences with us.


Alex G. Zarate


#cat-rule-chronicles #echoes-of-innocence #linked #ripples-of-mind #beauty

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.


Dorothy Parker


#harvard #humor #innuendo #naughty #yale

Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are guy. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual," added Magnus. "Please never say those words in front of my parents," said Alec.


Cassandra Clare


#bisexual #cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #funny #gay

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.


Terry Pratchett


#happy-end #humor #humor

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.


Steven Pressfield


#humor #humor

Sting told me if I love somebody I should set them free. I doubt Sting ever loved anyone with wings. If he did he might rethink such a stupid sentiment. I suppose the point is to wait for your love to come back to you voluntarily. I wonder if there’s a difference between setting something free and letting it go? I probably did it wrong. I should stop taking advice from my radio. I worry that you’re lost. I keep a heart-shaped cage unlocked for you, out on the street where it can easily be seen. So if one day you return at least you’ll have a place to stay.


Erin Morgenstern


#love

...love was desire and desire was an emptiness.


Tarryn Fisher


#dirty-red #leah #love #love-me-with-lies #love

It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it.


Criss Jami


#adulthood #blunt #finding-yourself #genius #honest

There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale






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