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She shuddered. “Oh, no. I hate chocolate.” Will looked horrified. “What kind of monster could possibly hate chocolate?


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

I get no sense from his note at all,” said Will, bounding to his feet, “except that he can quote Tennyson’s lesser poetry. Sophie, how quickly can you have Tessa ready?” “Half an hour,” said Sophie, not looking up from the dress. “Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then,” said Will. “I’ll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #humorous-quotations #will-herondale #humor

Were you thinking about eating me?” Will inquired. “No!” “No one would blame you,” said Jem. “He’s very annoying.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch." - Valek to Yelena


Maria V. Snyder


#fantasy #fight #humor #valek #yelena

Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

Well, why did you kill Jeremiah? And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

I balled my hands into tight fists to keep them from wrapping around Mr. I-Know-Everything's superior neck.


Maria V. Snyder


#valek #yelena #humor

There's always the dinner rolls," said Will, pointing to a covered basket. "Though I warn you, they're as hard as stones. You could use them to kill black beetles, if any beetles bother you in the middle of the night.


Cassandra Clare


#will-herondale #humor

So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.


James Cañón


#humor #james-cañón #magic-realism #mariquita #tales-from-the-town-of-widows

She warned me about Mr. Herondale, though, said he’d likely be rude to me, and familiar. She said I could be rude right back, that nobody would mind.” “Someone ought to be rude to him. He’s rude enough to everyone else.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor






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