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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #paraphrased

Michael was still an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, coated in yum. Only now the enigma was a little less mysterious; I was a few clues closer to solving the riddle - but damn, that man would always be coated in yum.

Lisa Shearin

#male-beauty #paraphrased #sex-appeal #beauty

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

Cathy Hopkins


It is a truth universally acknowledged that a fairy in possesion of a good appetite must be in want of pie.

Lisa Mantchev

#paraphrased #dreams

All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the good old-fashioned First Amendment of the good old-fashioned Constitution of the United States -- and to hell with the censors! Give me knowledge or give me death!

Kurt Vonnegut

#education #free-speech #paraphrased #death

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a prom date.

Elizabeth Eulberg

#humor #paraphrased #parody #dating

Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

Dick Francis

#paraphrased #weirdness #humor

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

Kurt Vonnegut

#paraphrased #humor

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

Terry Pratchett

#paraphrased #humor

Writing is 1 percent inspiration, and 99 percent elimination.

Louise Brooks

#on-writing #paraphrased #inspirational

It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.

Helen Fielding


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