#paraphrased

We didn't land on plymouth rock, Plymouth rock landed on us". ↗

— Malcolm X

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It's better to have loved and lost than to be nagged about buying a damn anniversary gift every year. ↗

— Joey Green

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Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#harry-dresden #paraphrased #valor #harry-dresden

It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

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