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If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?


Brad Warner


#paraphrased #death

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a large ego must be in want of a woman to cut him down to size


Melissa Nathan


#melissa-nathan #paraphrased #pride-and-prejudice #humor

Life is like a box of Hand grenades,You never know what will blow you to kingdom come


Mario Puzo


#paraphrased #simile #life

You could know a man not by what his friends said about him, but by how he treated his servants.


Cassandra Clare


#paranormal #paraphrased #young-teen #teen

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#zombies #brain

I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.


Arthur Rimbaud


#hell #paraphrased #perception #perception

Discretion is the better part of not getting exsanguinated.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #paraphrased #valor #harry-dresden

It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.


Neil Gaiman


#paraphrased #simile #simile

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker


Darynda Jones


#genius

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one only comes up with clever, cutting remarks long after the other party is happily slumbering away.


Lauren Willig


#humor #mystery #paraphrased #humor






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