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It was Will who broke the silence. “Very well. You have me alone in the corridor—” “Yes, yes,” said Tessa impatiently, “and thousands of women all over England would pay handsomely for the privilege of such an opportunity. Can we put aside the display of your wit for a moment? This is important.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

What’s your name, then? ”Tessa looked at him in disbelief. “What’s my name?” “Don’t you know it?


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

Tessa knows Will,” protested Charlotte. “She trusts Will.” “Iwouldn’t go that far,” muttered Tessa.


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #humor

IF you wish to be a writer then don't wait until you write the "great American novel" for they aren't written they are created. If you don't write at all you won't know how "great" that simple book can be.


Shiree McCarver


#historical-romance #humor #interracial-romance #satyrs #shiree-mccarver

For a momente she [Gretel] stopped and considered following the rain's advice. But then she shook her head. "You're being foolish," Gretel told herself. "Rain can't talk." No, of course it can't. The moon can eat children, and fingers can open doors, and people's heads can be put back on. But rain? Talk? Don't be ridiculous. Good thinking, Gretel dear. Good thinking.


Adam Gidwitz


#humor #humor

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.


Criss Jami


#anatomy #biological #biology #brain #cognition

Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.


Tai Odunsi


#greek-mythology #humor #mount-olympus #satire #valentines-day

I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress," said Jem. "For what it's worth, I don't think Will could fight in that dress either." "Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bats. "but I would make a radiant bride.


Cassandra Clare


#jem-carstairs #will-herondale #humor

For most of human history, 'literature,' both fiction and poetry, has been narrated, not written — heard, not read. So fairy tales, folk tales, stories from the oral tradition, are all of them the most vital connection we have with the imaginations of the ordinary men and women whose labor created our world.


Angela Carter


#folk-tales #imagination

Life isn't a fairytale but we can make it like a fairytale


Lucy 'Aisy


#fairy #fairytale #imagine #life #like






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