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Tom Byron is my friend. JJ Michaels is my friend. I haven't heard from him. I don't know what he believes. A couple of other have called but I haven't called them back.


Marc Wallice


#believes #byron #called #couple #friend

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.


David Walliams


#attack #automatically #comedy #demeaning #finding

I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going on TV shows trying to make comedy out of thin air. That is quite a risky business.


David Walliams


#always #business #comedian #comedy #especially

I don't have a lot to share with other men. My heart sinks when I get into a taxi and someone starts talking to me about football.


David Walliams


#football #get #heart #i #into

I have a pathological fear of being on my own. When I'm with my own thoughts, I start to unravel myself, and I start to think really dark thoughts, self-destructive thoughts.


David Walliams


#dark #fear #i #my own #myself

I believe that everyone has some huge talent in them; the really lucky ones discover what it is.


Jeannette Walls


#discover #everyone #huge #i #i believe

I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.


David Walliams


#becomes #called #collins #either #famous

I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to dress me up a lot. She thought I was a little doll.


David Walliams


#bought #call #came #dad #doll

I was born in 1971, and Tom Baker was sort of my obsession as a kid and that's why we got him to do the voice over for 'Little Britain' because I was actually obsessed with Tom Baker.


David Walliams


#baker #because #born #britain #got

I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.


David Walliams


#enjoy #fat #i #kid #pain






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