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Time's stern tide, with cold Oblivion's wave, Shall soon dissolve each fair, each fading charm.


Anna Seward


#cold #dissolve #each #fading #fair

A freshly red-painted train caboose had, for decades now, made its home on a green, little patch of the world outside of the one-room post office. Every small town that I had ever been to had had a caboose.


Laura Miller


#home

Benton had a strong interest in helping to ensure that Warren's home life wasn't greatly disturbed: his wife was Cornish, and that morning Warren had arrived with six Cornish pasties of remarkable flavour and succulence.


P.D. James


#food #pastry #food

The moderns, carrying little baggage of the kind that Shelly called "merely cultural," not even living in the traditional air, but breathing into their space helmets a scientific mixture of synthetic gases (and polluted at that) are the true pioneers. Their circuitry seems to include no atavistic domestic sentiment, they have suffered empathectomy, their computers hum no ghostly feedback of Home, Sweet Home. How marvelously free they are! How unutterably deprived!


Wallace Stegner


#empathy #modern-society #progress #shallowness #technology

If we're going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of the left, and I don't want them to die of excitement.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood #humor

So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something? --Z P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind. Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside our school in a social environment, free of competetiton. I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names. (Translation by Macey McHenry)


Ally Carter


#gallgher-girls #humor #laugh-out-loud #zach #humor

I think she just asked if she could touch my mango.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-lightwood #mortal-instruments #humor

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.


Lisa Kleypas


#reading #wallflowers #women #humor

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're confronted with the archetypal origin of the term, and you shouldn't be surprised if your core body temperature drops a few degrees.


Kevin Hearne


#humor #humor

When she brought Mira up, Eve gave Roarke another glance. "Don't talk to him," she warned. "He can get bitchy when he's in this deep. I don't know if we have any of that tea stuff." "I had it stocked, and I don't get bitchy. Bloody, buggering HELL." Eve just rolled her eyes and got the tea.


J.D. Robb


#humor #roarke #death






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