#allergic

All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. ↗

— Larry David

#afford #allergic #bad #caviar #certainly

If I'm pushed, I'd also have to admit I don't like people with allergies. They just annoy me. There seems to be something far too self-centred about it. 'No thanks, I'm allergic.' Why not just say 'No thanks'? I wasn't asking for your medical history, I was just passing around the nuts. Trying to be friendly, that's all. ↗

— Jack Dee

#admit #allergic #also #annoy #around

I'm a little bit allergic to the whole brand thing to be honest but maybe it's just happening around me and I'm not really aware of it. ↗

— Sophie Ellis Bextor

#around #aware #bit #brand #happening

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism. ↗

— David Lee Roth

#criticism #i #only #the only thing #thing