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#amp

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #amp




I want these gentle hands... and this kind smile... although I should not want such a thing.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

She is so tiresome. ‘Am I a vampire, am I a wolf, am I a vampire, am I a wolf, I cannot decide, so I’ll be both!


Melika Dannese Lux


#humor #vampires #vrykolakas #werewolves #werewolves

V had a passing thought that she used the word "anyway" like an eraser on a crowded chalkboard. She said it whenever she needed to clear off the things she'd just shared to make room for more.


J.R. Ward


#paranormal #paranormal-romance #romance #vampire #vishous

The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was before.


Matsuri Hino


#romance #vampire-knight #love

A clockwork heart can't replace the real thing.


Dru Pagliassotti


#love #steampunk #love

I’ve read about this in books, imagined it in my mind countless times since I’ve been here, but to actually witness it is something entirely different. I thought I was prepared, but nothing—no amount of book learning or supposed life experience or bravado—can make you invulnerable to the sight of a vampire drinking blood.


Melika Dannese Lux


#corcitura #madelaine-bradburry #reality #revelations #stefan-belododia

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #vampires #humor

I touched the small sacred images. I shook my head and bit my lip, as if to say, How awful that he should have stolen these! But I also found it very funny. And further proof that God had no power over me.


Anne Rice


#religion #vampires #funny

The bottom half of the page had descended into a doodle of a tiny man giving the middle finger to a giant, angry eagle with razor-sharp talons. Beneath it, the caption: To Mock a Killing Bird.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#funny #vampire-hunter #funny

He was muscular, like a man who could pin you up against the wall as easily as a poster, yet lean, like a man who would rather cradle you in his arms. He had reddish, blonde-brown hair that was groomed heterosexually. He looked older than the other boys in the room—maybe not as old as God or my father, but certainly a viable replacement. Imagine if you took every woman’s idea of a hot guy and averaged it out into one man. This was that man.


Harvard Lampoon


#nightlight #parody #twilight #imagination






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