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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #amusing
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch ↗
— Keisha Keenleyside
#anger #funny #happy #humor #humour
I cried because I was so beautiful. ↗
— Victoria Kann
#vanity #beauty
I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing. ↗
— Mark-Paul Gosselaar
#die #every #find #i #much
Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history. ↗
— Nicolas Chamfort
#history #love #love is #marriage #more
I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. ↗
— H. L. Mencken
#confess #democracy #enjoy #hence #i
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. ↗
— Bob Newhart
#amusing #another #been #delivery #i