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Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humorous #insulting #smiling #humor

One June evening, when the orchards were pink-blossomed again, when the frogs were singing silverly sweet in the marshes about the head of the Lake of Shining Waters, and the air was full of the savor of clover fields and balsamic fir woods, Anne was sitting by her gable window. She had been studying her lessons, but it had grown too dark to see the book, so she had fallen into wide-eyed reverie, looking out past the boughs of the Snow Queen, once more bestarred with its tufts of blossom. ↗


— L.M. Montgomery


#l-m-montgomery

I know I chatter on far too much... but if you only knew how many things I want to say and don't. Give me SOME credit. ↗


— L.M. Montgomery


#lm-montgomery #l-m-montgomery

Because they are mean is no reason why I should be. I hate such things, and though I think I've a right to be hurt, I don't intend to show it. (Amy March) ↗


— Louisa May Alcott


#hurt #mean #meanness #louisa-may-alcott

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time. ↗


— Tamora Pierce


#friends #humor #humor

I'm in love with my new best friend. ↗


— Stephanie Perkins


#love

This wasn't love. It was hate. And love. That fine line had been destroyed. Mutilated. ↗


— Madeline Sheehan


#ripper #love

Woe is the mind of the common man, so easily controlled by the prospect of an ambition never to be truly attained. This is what tyrants live on and by what commoners are blissfully burdened and subdued. ↗


— Evan Meekins


#fantasy-fiction #fiction #tyranny #tyrant #young-adult

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Should you tell your mother something if it is important when she is talking to company? I am six. GENTLE READER: Yes, you should (after saying "Excuse me"). Here are some of the things that are important to tell your mother, even though she is talking to company: "Mommy, the kitchen is full of smoke." "Daddy's calling from Tokyo." "Kristen fell out of her crib and I can't put her back." "There's a policeman at the door and he says he wants to talk to you." "I was just reaching for my ball, and the goldfish bowl fell over." Now, here are some things that are not important, so they can wait until your mother's company has gone home: "Mommy, I'm tired of playing blocks. What do I do now?" "The ice-cream truck is coming down the street." "Can I give Kristen the rest of my applesauce?" "I can't find my crayons." "When are we going to have lunch? I'm hungry. ↗


— Judith Martin


#home

And then, in boating supplies, Margo located an air horn. She took it out of the box and held it up in the air, and I said, "No," and she said, "No what?" And I said, "No don't blow the air horn," except when I got to the b in blow, she squeezed on it and it let out an excruciatingly loud honk that felt in my head like the auditory equivalent of an aneurysm, and then she said, "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. What was that?" And I said, "Stop b-" and then she did it again. ↗


— John Green


#humor #humor






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