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If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.


Rachel Caine


#shane-collins #punishment

Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough.


Rachel Caine


#myrnin #vampire

You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab. "Don't use the same beaker you used for poisons!" Claire yelled after him. He waved a pale hand. "I mean it!


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #myrnin #rachel-caine

Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her. She stiffened, shocked, and for a panicked second wondered whether he'd suddenly decided to snack on her neck... but it was just a hug. His body felt cold against hers, and way too close, but then he let go and stepped back. "You've done very well. I'm extremely proud of you," he said. There was a touch of color high in his pale cheeks. "Do go home now. And shower. You reek like the dead." Which, coming from a vampire, was pretty rich.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

You okay?" "Fine." "Your heart's beating really fast." "Gee, thanks. That's very comforting that you can hear it." He smiled, and it was the old Michael, the one she'd first met before all the vamp stuff. "Yeah, I know it is. Sorry. Just stay behind me if there's trouble." "You sound like Shane." "Well, he did say he'd kill me if I got you hurt. I'm just looking after my own neck." "Liar.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

See?" she heard Shane yell at the kitchen. "She doesn't stomp around like a cattle stampede!" "Bite me, Collins! No bacon for you, either!


Rachel Caine


#humor #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #humor

What about Myrnin?" Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. She beamed at him. "Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man.


Rachel Caine


#michael #morganville-vampires #myrnin #morganville-vampires

As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?" "Ask him where he got the boots." "You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Did he just say--?" "Yes," Claire said, smiling. "Yes, he did." "Whoa. Guess I'd better stay alive, then.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #morganville-vampires #morganville-vampires

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don't do them anymore." Eve


Rachel Caine


#morganville-vampires #mornings #morganville-vampires






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