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Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better." "Define BETTER with that guy." "Not all fangs and raaaaar.


Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass #morganville-vampires

Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.” “I hardly think there’s any chance of that,” Amelie said. "I doubt you have the capacity.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer.


Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


#either #hammer #man #must #world

Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king born of all England.


Thomas Malory


#born #england #king #out #stone

For all your days be prepared, and meet them ever alike. When you are the anvil, bear - when you are the hammer, strike.


Edwin Markham


#anvil #be prepared #bear #days #ever

Claire said. “I might be able to get him to stop.” “Who, crazy dude? Maybe. Or he might pull your head off,” Shane said. “I kind of worry.” She couldn’t help but smile. “Yeah?” “A little bit.” “That’s …nice.” He studied her, and returned the smile. “Yeah,” he said. “Kind of is, actually.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

I’m faster than the rest of you, if .. Because I’m a vampire,” Michael said, and it was some kind of breakthrough for him to say that. “If you get in trouble, I’ll be there.” “Nice,” Shane said. “I’m warming up to this bloodsucking thing, Mikey.” “No, you’re not.” “Okay, no, I’m not, but right now let’s pretend I am.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass

Who's your daddy?' Myrnin stared at him as if he'd gone completely mental. 'Excuse me?


Rachel Caine


#funny #humor #myrnin #rachel-caine #shane-collins

Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…” He glanced over at her, and she felt her whole body warm from it. She remembered that look. It made her feel naked inside and out, but not in a creepy kind of way. In a way that felt…. Free. “If what you say is true, and I guess it has to be, I think I know why we’re … together,” he said. “I think I’d fall for you no matter what, Claire. You’re kind of awesome.


Rachel Caine


#eve-rosser #funny #ghost-town #humor #michael-glass






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