#ape

I got hired by a newspaper to write a column on current events, so I wrote about Benjamin Franklin’s charting of the Gulf Stream. ↗

— Bauvard

#humor #newspapers #funny

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. ↗

— Trey Parker

#down #enough #only #paper #penn

The man whose life is devoted to paperwork has lost the initiative. He is dealing with things that are brought to his notice, having ceased to notice anything for himself. ↗

— C. Northcote Parkinson

#brought #ceased #dealing #devoted #having

I started in a research lab for TV cameras, then I worked at a tape duplication facility. That was the first introduction for me to recorded music and hi-fi. ↗

— Alan Parsons

#duplication #facility #first #hi-fi #i

We're Americans. We shape our own future. Let's start by standing up for President Barack Obama. ↗

— Deval Patrick

#barack obama #future #obama #our #own

I started doing a paper round when I was about 10. I started earning 10 pounds a week and then I was obsessed with earning money until I was about 15. ↗

— Robert Pattinson

#doing #earning #i #money #obsessed

Of course a politician's promise isn't worth the paper it's written on. ↗

— Russell Pearce

#paper #politician #promise #worth #written

I don't think it's a question of age as much as it's a question of what kind of shape you're in. ↗

— Strom Thurmond

#i #kind #much #question #shape

Public opinion is a compound of folly, weakness, prejudice, wrong feeling, right feeling, obstinacy, and newspaper paragraphs. ↗

— Robert Peel

#feeling #folly #newspaper #obstinacy #opinion

Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper. ↗