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I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is." "I would," I said, "but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I'd even settle for a demigod. It's a step down, I know. But alas, there are nothing but low-brained mortals here. And half-brains, like you.


Kristin Walker


#humor #sarcasm #humor

Egotist, n. A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.


Ambrose Bierce


#humor #sarcasm #taste #humor

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking. "More or less," Arriane said


Lauren Kate


#fallen #fallen-angels #humor #ironic #sarcasm

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?


Cassandra Clare


#jace-lightwood #love #sarcasm #simon-lewis #humor

How long have you been with Raphael?” “You ask a lot of questions for a dead woman.” “What can I say? I prefer to die well-informed.” -Venom and Elena


Nalini Singh


#humor #nalini-singh #paranormal #sarcasm #humor

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?" "Is that including, or not including you?


Anthony Horowitz


#sarcasm #humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

Electricity is really just organized lighting


George Carlin


#electricity #freedom #humor #lightning #perspective

Amy, Dan, and Nellie were sitting at a table in a conference room, examining reproductions of Franklin documents-some so rare, the librarians told her, the only copies existed in Paris. "Yeah, here's a rare grocery list," Dan muttered. "Wow.


Rick Riordan


#cahill #humor #rare #sarcasm #humor

Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?


Madeleine L'Engle


#sarcasm #humor






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