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Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.


M.A. George


#kiss-my-ass #paranormal-romance #sarcastic-humor #humor

Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.


James R. Tuck


#humor

Do you really think that God in his heaven with all the angels, there from the beginning of time and looking towards the day of judgement day, really looks down on all the world and see's you and little harry and says 'whatever you choose to do is my will?' "Yes i do." she says uncertainly.


Philippa Gregory


#ignorance #sarcasm-humor #humor

An Angry female catawyld? Conquered. An outraged female dragon? Defeated. A woman who might pin him to the wall with green-eyed fury? Out of the question.


Nicole Sager


#humor #nicole-sager #humor

Children see magic because they look for it.


Christopher Moore


#children #imagination #magic #search #imagination

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed? Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to kill us anymore...


James Dashner


#humor #maze-runner #mind-control #sarcasm #sci-fi

Have you heard of the illness hysteria siberiana? Try to imagine this: You're a farmer, living all alone on the Siberian tundra. Day after day you plow your fields. As far as the eye can see, nothing. To the north, the horizon, to the east, the horizon, to the south, to the west, more of the same. Every morning, when the sun rises in the east, you go out to work in your fields. When it's directly overhead, you take a break for lunch. When it sinks in the west, you go home to sleep. And then one day, something inside you dies. Day after day you watch the sun rise in the east, pass across the sky, then sink in the west, and something breaks inside you and dies. You toss your plow aside and, your head completely empty of thought, begin walking toward the west. Heading toward a land that lies west of the sun. Like someone, possessed, you walk on, day after day, not eating or drinking, until you collapse on the ground and die. That's hysteria siberiana.


Haruki Murakami


#arctic #emptiness #farmer #hysteria-siberiana #madness

It's Thursday afternoon, and we have sports. These are the choices for the girls: watching an invitational cricket game; studying in one of the classrooms; or watching the senior rugby league. As you can imagine, I'm torn.


Melina Marchetta


#sports #imagination

Come on, there's no one there. You want coffee?" Tess asked. "Yeah, sure, why not? I'm only on the brink of a nervous breakdown. I don't imagine why caffeine wouldn't help this situation.


Frankie Rose


#sarcasm #humor

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.” “Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.


Derek Landy


#sarcasm #special #death






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