#ark

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#bed #hospital #meter #parked #running

At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 magnum. ↗

— Susana Martinez

#carried #catholic #catholic church #church #could

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#best friend #book #dark #dog #friend

Go, and never darken my towels again. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#darken #go #never #towels

Groupon as a company - it's built into the business model - is about surprise. A new deal that surprises you every day. We've carried that over to our brand, in the writing and the marketing that we do, and in the internal corporate culture. ↗

— Andrew Mason

#brand #built #business #business model #carried

I look at being a capitalist businessperson like riding a bike - if I go too slowly, I'll fall over. Or it's kind of like a shark: if I stop swimming, I'll just die. ↗

— Andrew Mason

#bike #businessperson #capitalist #die #fall

We said in our 21st Century Party paper there are 61 mosaic groups, which the market research people use as different socio-economic categories and half of our members come from just five of those groups and that is very narrow - too narrow. ↗

— Francis Maude

#categories #century #come #different #five

Style is the hallmark of a temperament stamped upon the material at hand. ↗

— Andre Maurois

#hand #material #stamped #style #temperament

People will be able to raise their concerns: what are local officers doing about the drug dealing in the local park? What's happening about the pub where all the trouble is? And the police will have to respond. ↗

— Theresa May

#about #concerns #dealing #doing #happening

The night I was recognized for 'Daughters' at the Grammys was the night this record started. I knew I had bought the time to learn everything I needed before I started this one. 'Continuum' is not a shot in the dark, it's not a guesstimation. ↗

— John Mayer

#bought #continuum #dark #daughters #everything