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I want to make love like the most romantic thing ever, but I just don’t know how to go about learning how to fornicate like a flower. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#fornicate #humor #make-love #romantic #humor

I have so much hate that it has turned into love. ↗


— Margaret Cho


#comedy #hate #humor #love #margaret

Ocean: A body of water occupying two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills. ↗


— Ambrose Bierce


#humor #water #humor

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

Caroline was always moody and miserable, but I liked it. I liked feeling as if she had chosen me as the only person in the world not to hate, and so we spent all this time together just ragging on everyone, you know? ↗


— John Green


#hate #john-green #the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-stars

Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#kate #magic-slays #rene #ilona-andrews

Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews

They really kicked me out?" "Refunded the tuition and everything." Julie blinked a couple of times coming to grips with this tidbit. "So what happens now?" "I expect you'll be a bum. Homeless and jobless begging on the street for a crust of bread..." "Kate." "Oh, alright, I suppose if you come by the office once in a while I'll give you a sandwich. You can squat in the office on the floor when it gets too cold outside. We can even get you a little blanket to lie on... ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#julie #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews

Curran and Kate stood by the door. “I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check on me,” she said. “The guy once handed you a fan and told you to fan yourself if the sight of his naked torso was too much.” “That was like a year ago. Will you let it go already?” “No.” Curran grabbed her and pulled her to him, kissing her. “Never.” She kissed him back and smiled. Awww. Kate and the Beast Lord sitting in a tree… ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews






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