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We laughed a lot and I grew warmer still, lovely and warm. I do realize that some of that warmth was due to the wine, but there was much more to it than that. There are two distinct aspects to Communion wine: one aspect is the wine itself, the other is the idea of communion. Wine is certainly warming, but communion is a great deal more so.


Franny Billingsley


#warmth #wine #love

You're Giving me a...stick" MaryL to a very dangerious vampire


L.J. Smith


#humor #humor

Once apon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love. It did not end well.


Laiani Taylor


#love

What are you looking at?" Jordan demanded finally, watching her. "A dragon." When he looked bewildered she lifted her arm and pointed to the sky in the southeast. "Right there—that cloud—what do you see when you look at it?" "A fat cloud." Alexandra rolled her eyes at him. "What else do you see?" He was quiet for a moment studying the sky. "Five more fat clouds and three thin ones.


Judith McNaught


#jordan #judith-mcnaught #something-wonderful #dragons

oh, good, Pestilence is free," said Karou, heading towards the sculpture. Massive emperor and horse both wore gas masks, like every other statue in the place, and it had always put Karou in mind of the first horseman of the Apocalypse, Pestilence, sowing plaque with one outstretched arm.


Laini Taylor


#karou #pestilence #apocalypse

When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.



Jarod Kintz


#clench #hear #hearing #knowledge #listen

The cucumber is just about the healthiest sex toy ever.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #naughty #funny

I don't like cruel jokes - I've worn myself out laughing at the world. It has made me too self-deprecating to laugh at myself.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #laughter #self-deprecation #funny

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it’s free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE.


Mindy Levy


#humor #laughter #funny






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