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You know, there was a time when childbirth was possibly the most terrifying thing you could do in your life, and you were literally looking death in the face when you went ahead with it. And so this is a kind of flashback to a time when that's what every woman went through. Not that they got ripped apart, but they had no guarantees about whether they were going to live through it or not. You know, I recently read - and I don't read nonfiction, generally - Becoming Jane Austen. That's the one subject that would get me to go out and read nonfiction. And the author's conclusion was that one of the reason's Jane Austen might not have married when she did have the opportunity...well, she watched her very dear nieces and friends die in childbirth! And it was like a death sentence: You get married and you will have children. You have children and you will die. (Laughs) I mean, it was a terrifying world.


Stephenie Meyer


#childbirth #horror #jane-austen #death

I've never had a study in my life. I'm like Jane Austen - I work on the corner of the dining table.


A. N. Wilson


#corner #dining #had #i #jane

I would self-medicate with fat, carbohydrates, and Jane Austen, my number one drug of choice, my constant companion through every breakup, every disappointment, every crisis. Men might come and go, but Jane Austen was always there in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, till death do us part.


Laurie Viera Rigler


#jane-austen #truisms #death

I did a cover for 'Rolling Stone' the other day and it was a kind of crazy lack of outfit. I thought, 'Oh, Lord. I'm never going to be Jane Austen in a film now!' 'Cause that's what I'd really like to do.


Rose McGowan


#cause #cover #crazy #day #did

I haven't any right to criticize books, and I don't do it except when I hate them. I often want to criticize Jane Austen, but her books madden me so that I can't conceal my frenzy from the reader; and therefore I have to stop every time I begin. Every time I read Pride and Prejudice I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.


Mark Twain


#criticism #jerk #reading #writing #want

I imagined being a famous writer would be like being like Jane Austen.


J. K. Rowling


#being #famous #i #imagined #jane

Badly done, Emma!


Jane Austen


#jane-austen

I couldn't exactly blame Jane Austen for being a romantic. What the hell else was there to do back then for fun?


Kristin Walker


#humor #jane-austen #olden-days #humor

I think I may boast myself to be, with all possible vanity, the most unlearned and uninformed female who ever dared to be an authoress.


Jane Austen


#women-writers #vanity

[I]t is well to have as many holds upon happiness as possible.


Jane Austen


#jane-austen-literature-humor #humor






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