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#awesome

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If you ask men why they did a good job, they'll say, 'I'm awesome. Obviously. Why are you even asking?' If you ask women why they did a good job, what they'll say is someone helped them, they got lucky, they worked really hard.


Sheryl Sandberg


#asking #awesome #did #even #good

My dad, he is such a soft man. Even if he has these opinions about my boyfriends, he will be the sweetest guy. He will make you feel like you're fascinating and awesome, even if he doesn't like you that much.


Amanda Seyfried


#awesome #dad #even #fascinating #feel

I spent two months in Fredericksburg, Texas, when I was 8, while my father shot a movie, and I loved it. I just embraced the whole cowboy culture. I got myself a pair of awesome boots and a cowboy hat.


Alexander Skarsgard


#boots #cowboy #cowboy hat #culture #embraced

Awesome." "Awesome squared." "Awesome cubed." "Awesome to the power of infinity." "The square root of awesome is-" "-Asha." We finish at the same time and laugh.


Hannah Harrington


#funny #humor #funny

Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #food #funny #grandpa #humor

TO:[email protected]: Something's wrong! The house is shaking! TO:[email protected]: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one?


Robert Bryndza


#email #funny #star-trek-warp-speed #funny

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #random #random-thought

When I grow up, I'd like to be dangerous.


Kirsten Miller


#humor #humor

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #coffee #funny #humor #random

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #compete #competition #competitive #delusional






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