#ay

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers. ↗

— Dave Barry

#another #beers #between #depressing #especially

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable. ↗

— Lewis Black

#back #biggest #find #fine #holiday

Always wanted to be an actress or work with animals and now I get to do both. ↗

— Julia Barr

#always #both #get #i #now

Don't know about a cabaret act right now, would actually prefer a role in a broadway musical. ↗

— Julia Barr

#act #actually #broadway #cabaret #know

I'm not going to talk like I know about politics, because I'm a total amateur, but maybe I can be a spokesperson for people who aren't normally interested in politics. ↗

— Bjork

#amateur #because #going #i #i can

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ↗

— Roseanne Barr

#fat #just #just be #okay #shut

When we started out in '64, um, I was playing Number One, which was a woman second in command of a star ship. ↗

— Majel Barrett

#i #number #out #playing #second

I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you might as well just have a good time with it. ↗

— Fantasia Barrino

#good #good time #got #i #i always

I wasn't always this introverted. ↗