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Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. ↗

— David Sedaris

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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

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Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. ↗

— David Sedaris

#became #day #did #ever #every

If I'm riding my bike I just replay the same scenarios over and over in my head, like I haven't had a new mental adventure since high school. So that's what I like about books on tape, so my mind can't wander anywhere. ↗

— David Sedaris

#adventure #anywhere #bike #books #had