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Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. ↗

— Will Rogers

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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" ↗

— Will Rogers

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There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. ↗

— Will Rogers

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So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗

— Will Rogers

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