#bad news

I thought about dying whenever I got bad news about other people. ↗

— Jonah Lomu

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The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing. ↗

— Kerry Packer

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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. ↗

— Bertolt Brecht

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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

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Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. ↗

— Indra Devi

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