#bad news

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bad #bad news #coming #good #good news

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. ↗

— Indra Devi

#bad #bad news #calm #come #door

The bad news motivated the drill instructors that much more. ↗

— R. Lee Ermey

#bad news #drill #instructors #more #motivated

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #bomb #camel #drop #experts

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

I mean, the idea that Bar could have sent him off on a Grand Tour. But he wasn't the least bit interested. Why? Why isn't he interested in the world? Because here's the bad news for him: He's in the world now. ↗

— Chris Matthews

#bad news #bar #because #bit #could

The bill that job creators and out-of-work Americans need us to pass is the one that ensures taxes won't go up - one that says Americans and small-business owners won't get hit with more bad news at the end of the year. ↗

— Mitch McConnell

#bad news #bill #business owners #creators #end

The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news. ↗

— Peter McWilliams

#bad news #entirely #fault #gets #good

I can't see what's wrong about assuming intelligence in your audience and what's bad news about being rewarded for assuming that. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#assuming #audience #bad #bad news #being

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age. ↗

— Colin Powell

#bad #bad news #improve #news #wine