#bad news

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #bomb #camel #drop #experts

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

The government's view is that the best time to announce bad news, news that it doesn't want the public to dwell on is late on a Friday, when it will wind up in the Saturday papers, which if you were readers, then the week day editions. A holiday weekend is even better. ↗

— Bob Schieffer

#bad #bad news #best #best time #better

The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go. ↗

— Sharon Stone

#bad #bad news #condition #could #die

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do. ↗

— Ted Nelson

#about #bad #bad news #good #good news

Victor Saville was bad news because he wanted money just to do one big picture. ↗

— Mickey Spillane

#bad news #because #big #big picture #just

If a musician wants to be an actor, everyone thinks that's pretty cool. But if an actor wants to play a song, even if they've been doing it for 40 years, that's bad news. ↗

— John Hawkes

#bad #bad news #been #cool #doing

The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage. ↗

— Jessica Savitch

#bad news #died #exclusive #fire #footage

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. ↗

— Bob Hope

#bad #bad news #coming #good #good news

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door. ↗

— Indra Devi

#bad #bad news #calm #come #door